My quest to be a MILF...

So, I am still working away at this one...my goal in losing my weight and trying to flatten my stomache is to be a Milf. This is a term I heard on the movie American Pie, and I just love it! I want people to look at me and say - WOW - you have 2 kids - unbelievable! Yeah, I know, it's very vain. But, what can I say, that's what I am shooting for. Apparently I am having some sort of mid-life crisis. I did just turn 35 - in my family, that's beyond midlife! So, if anyone has any tips on reaching MILF status, or if they are trying to reach it as well, let me know! I'd appreciate it!