Wednesday, December 07, 2005

Where did Kelwhy come from you ask????

It all started in a small town in middle Ohio...population 18 (17 family members and a man who lived on an unused train cart. Mama and Papa grew corn just to make ends meet and afford 15 pairs of winter shoes for the children. They did not get summer shoes because there was just not enough corn in the crop. Eventually when Kelwhy was 13, she met the man on the train cart (her prince aka Fuddy Duddy) and they fell in love and spent their first summer rolling around in her parents corn field...needless to say, the crop did not develop as usual as it was given nubbin as fertilizer. It was a sad year for the family financial state so ma and pa had to chose 3 kids to send off and make it on their own. As Kelwhy was the eldest, she was the first to go, and her prince wisked her away to the paradise we know as Huntsvegas...where she painted addresses on curbs to feed her triplets until her new hubby could find work. 5-6 years passed and while her hubby had finally set in to his own business as a carpenter (like the good lord) Kelwhy was able to find her dream job waiting tables at an unknown Grille where she could begin to help support her 8 children ( 2 sets of triplets, and 2 that came about when her hubby was away on training trying to better himself to be a supprt source for the family. One day, a bored figure skating instructor wandered into the Grille looking for work to fill her daytime hours while her students were in school. She was trained by this shy, but surprisingly bright woman, in which they immediately bonded over Kelwhys need to be accepted and this smashing new lady who enjoyed bringing the unfortunate up and into the social world. They went out drinking and dancing and even a little karaoke....until one day the lovely skating instructor fell in love with an undeserving way over confident pain in her ass. Through their 6 year relationship the two great friends lost touch with each other, and began different endeavors in their life. Wouldn't you know that when the unknowing friend got left by her not even close to deserving mate of 6 long years, Kelwhy was right there to pick up the pieces and put her under her wing, as in that time, the tables had turned. Kelwhy was now the high class business woman and the lowly figure skating instructor was just trying to make ends meet with her 6-8 hours of work/week and pregnant with her 1st child from the previous, less than desirable suitor she had chosen to waste her life on. To this day, we are one big happy family....Me, my little angel, Kelwhy, Fuddy Duddy, and the 8 children that he has claimed as his own because she could not remember the suitor of al of them...

Hope this clears up any questions you have of her....She is a little shy about laying the details of her life out there for just everyone so don't be surprised if she acts like she has never heard of some of this information.

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UCAUTION
IN THE INTEREST OF SAFETY IT IS ADVISABLE TO KEEP KELWHY AWAY FROM FIRE AND FLAMES.