Well...

My brother, who apparently has my mom's sense of humor (aka none), didn't like the sally and johnny tribute - said he just really didn't think that it was funny. So I tasked him to find me a link that HE thought was funny... and here it is. Not a bad start - I mean, we do have to realize that he doesn't even have his own blog - so he's just a novice here. But not a bad start at all. Here's my favorite from that site:

It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so ingenious.