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My uncle once: got drunk and wore a lampshade on his head.
Never in my life: will I have a sex change operation.
When I was five: I broke my right leg on a swing set and had to have a full leg cast put on in the middle of summer (twice).
High School was: a big building that I tried to get an education in.
I will never forget: the night that fuddy duddy told me he loved me.
I once met: Charlie Batch (QB for Detroit Lions), his career went downhill after meeting hubby and me.
There’s this girl I know who: will never accept any fault at work - NOTHING is EVER her fault. DRIVES ME NUTS.
Once, at a bar: I met a guy and went to Chicago with him for the weekend.
By noon I’m usually: In the middle of lunch with hubby.
Last night: I watched a VERY exciting little league game, then AI, then did some laundry and off to bed to read for a bit before falling asleep.
If I only had: time and money.
Next time I go to church: will probably be for a wedding or a funeral.
Terry Schiavo: showed how selfish some people can be in not letting her go and die in peace.
I have a confession to make: I LOVE to be the center of attention.
When I turn my head left, I see: My bookshelf, my whiteboard and my FULL inbox.
When I turn my head right, I see: My all-in-one printer, scanner, fax machine and copier.
You know I’m lying when: the story doesn't flow. Not good at lying - not creative enough.
Everyday, I constantly think about: money.
If I was a character written by Shakespeare, I’d be: Cordelia from King Lear.
By this time next year: I want to be 15 pounds lighter.
A better name for me would be: little miss independent.
I have a hard time understanding: celebrity break-ups.
If I ever go back to school I’ll: learn several more languages.
You know I like you if: I'm laughing with you.
If I won an award, the first person I’d thank would be: my hubby of course!
Darwin, Mozart, Slim Pickens & Geraldine Ferraro: Who are 4 people who have never been in my kitchen?
Take my advice, never: do a cement mixer shot. ICK.
My ideal breakfast is: Waffle with pecans and fresh fruit, served to me in bed with coffee and OJ, by my adoring husband while I'm receiving a pedicure.
A song I love, but do not have is: Don't take the Girl. Tim McGraw.
If you visit my hometown, I suggest: Taking a boat cruise up and down the Tennessee River.
Tulips, character flaws, microchips & track stars: are 4 things that should never be grouped together.
Why won’t anyone: give me the all of the lottery winnings???
If you spend the night at my house: you'll sleep in my daughters room and she'll sleep in with my son.
I’d stop my wedding for: an all out military attack on my church at that particular moment.
The world could do without: liars and cheats.
I’d rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: clean a toilet.
My favorite blonde is: Other than me? I guess that would be Repochyk!
Paper clips are more useful than: roadkill.
If I do anything well, it’s: it's a secret between hubby and me - but I think he would agree that I do it well...
And by the way: I AM a natural blonde.
The last time I was drunk, I: took 2 valium, tried to throw darts with hubby, trick and another friend - then went and passed out somewhere...