1. If he doesn't win, his granny will kick Simon Cowell's rear end.
2. He's a great role model for young people who want to turn their lives around.
3. He has the most soulful eyes this side of Luther Vandross.
4. He makes bare feet sexy, and as everyone knows, we here in Alabama are all bare-footed.
5. "American Idol" already has a pop princess, a soul man and a rhythm and blues diva; it needs a shot of rock 'n' roll.
6. Unlike Carrie, he never has that deer-in-the-headlights look.
7. Experience, experience, experience.
8. Personality, personality, personality.
9. His hair is longer and silkier than Carrie's, and it looks better when flat-ironed.
10. Doesn't Alabama always beat Oklahoma?
*Thanks to Trick again!!
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