So, last week on Thursday, I went to the Dr. - yes, that lovely yearly exam for us women. Boy is that fun. Sure, I love to go - hardly can't wait for the Dr. to stick me in those stirrups and poke and prod me - I know all of you ladies out there agree with me. So anyway, it was the normal - "Hi howya doing, here - get naked and put on this paper robe" trip so far. Doc had me laying back on the table with me feet up in the air - talking about his last trip to Paris - cuz, ya' know... what else are you going to talk about with his hand full of KY and well - you get the picture.
So, then he says... "Well, you're 36 now - we better schedule you in for a baseline Mammogram" ... WHAT? A mammogram??? But I thought only OLDER women got those? What's going on here - My mind is just swimming as he's groping around my breasts feeling for lumps. So, I say - What? He says - well, you're getting closer - and don't worry, you won't have to get another one until you are 40. So they sign me up - not til August - but still...
A Mammogram???
[shivers]
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