Friday, February 04, 2005

What if...

Two rednecks were sitting around drinking beer when one said to the other: "If'n I was to sneak over to your house and have sex with your old lady and she got pregnant, would that make us kin?"
The other thought for a moment and then said, "I don't reckon it would make us kin, but it would make us even."

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