Thursday, November 11, 2004

My excuse:

A woman calls her boss one morning and tells him that she is staying home because she is not feeling well.What's the matter?" he asks."I have a case of anal glaucoma," she says in a weak voice.he says,"What the hell is anal glaucoma?"she replies,"I can't see my ass coming into work today."

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UCAUTION
IN THE INTEREST OF SAFETY IT IS ADVISABLE TO KEEP KELWHY AWAY FROM FIRE AND FLAMES.