Boy: Mr. Owl, how many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of the Tootsie Pop?
Mr. Owl: That's simple my boy.
Mr. Owl grabs the Tootsie Pop from the boy's hand.
Mr. Owl: One ... *lick* Two ... *lick* Three! *bite*
Pan to disappointed boy as Mr. Owl hands back the now vacated stick.
Mr. Owl: (declaratively) Three.
Now we can find out the truth...
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