Patriotic Duties...

Got this in an email today and thought it was funny!...Thanks Mom!

MARK YOUR CALENDARS FOR NEXT SATURDAY!
AS YOU MAY ALREADY KNOW, IT IS A SIN FOR A TALIBAN MALE TO SEE ANY
WOMAN OTHER THAN HIS WIFE NAKED, AND THAT HE MUST COMMIT SUICIDE IF HE DOES.
SO THIS SATURDAY, AT 4 P.M. EASTERN TIME, ALL AMERICAN WOMEN ARE
ASKED TO WALK OUT OF THEIR HOUSE COMPLETELY NAKED TO HELP WEED
OUT ANY NEIGHBORHOOD TERRORISTS!
CIRCLING YOUR BLOCK FOR ONE HOUR IS RECOMMENDED
FOR THIS ANTI-TERRORIST EFFORT.
TO SHOW SUPPORT FOR ALL AMERICAN WOMEN, ALL MEN ARE TO POSITION THEMSELVES
IN LAWN CHAIRS IN FRONT OF THEIR HOUSES TO PROVE THEY ARE NOT TALIBAN,
AND TO DEMONSTRATE THAT THEY THINK ITS OKAY TO SEE NUDE WOMEN OTHER THAN THEIR WIFE.
AND SINCE THE TALIBAN ALSO DOES NOT APPROVE OF ALCOHOL, A COLD
6-PACK AT YOUR SIDE IS FURTHER PROOF OF YOUR ANTI-TALIBAN SENTIMENT.
THE AMERICAN GOVERNMENT APPRECIATES YOUR EFFORTS TO ROOT OUT
TERRORISTS AND APPLAUDS YOUR PARTICIPATION IN THIS ANTI-TERRORIST ACTIVITY.

GOD BLESS AMERICA ! !

IT IS YOUR PATRIOTIC DUTY TO PASS THIS ON ! !