Cheesy pickup lines

OK - checking out Groonk this morning and reading about his success this weekend at the Tavern. Congrats to you! But I was thinking about back in the day, and somewhat even now, of all of the cheesy pickup lines I used to hear. And which of them ever worked...What are some of the lines you remember? Who's got the cheesiest? One of the best ones that I can think of was - a guy I used to work with, he would go up to a girl and say "You know that sweater would look great balled up at the end of my bed." Somehow, it must have worked for him - because there usually was a sweater balled up at the end of his bed...? Sometimes I just don't get it! Anyway - leave a comment on your cheesiest pick up line!