Monday, February 21, 2005

Damn, she hurt me...

I tried to hang with Trick Magnet and now I'm just a wasted puddle of mush. Yep - can't do it. I did my best though.

I knew that I was really in for it after I did a shot of Jagermeister. Yep - that was the beginning of the end. Ouch...I still hurt a bit. So we hung out at a local bar until closing and then Trick decided (in her ultimate wisdom) that going to the strip bar was called for. Sooo.... 2:30 in the morning we head on over to Vision's. We had a driver that night - a friend of mine from work was hanging with us as well, and he was staying sober enough to chauffeur us around. Thank God. So we get to the strip bar, now that was interesting...very. The girls there just walking around in a g-string and nothing else...weird. And they seemed to like the women there, but it was fun. We sat at a corner of the stage and some guy kept giving Trick and me dollars to give the ladies, boy can they move!! I was very impressed how flexible they are...yep. So, finally at 4:30 I was able to convince Trick that we really did need to get going...my head hurt so bad, the hangover was already setting in. So our friend drove us back to her place and dropped us off. I called hubby and let him know that we were back there safe and sound and that I would see him later when I woke up. She lives within walking distance so I could walk home, but it was raining and I was drunk. So I get her all tucked in and hubby calls back and says he's on his way to pick me up. He's so good.

Then...I slept...I slept, I slept....Hubby took care of everything around the house, the kids - doing some shopping, cooking - and I slept.

I'm still hurting...

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UCAUTION
IN THE INTEREST OF SAFETY IT IS ADVISABLE TO KEEP KELWHY AWAY FROM FIRE AND FLAMES.